if you ever happened to be at my place at around 7pm. I am well aware of the fact that I have either
- a) caused permanent damage in the ‘I wish I had kids’ department
- b) worked as the most efficient contraceptive
- c) shown you my Cruella side or
- d) all of the above
There are no beautiful and calm bedtime rituals in this household. I have been told they exist. I have tried everything to make that happen but have miraculously failed at it. Big time!
If you are the peaceful and precious bedtime magician please make sure to have left our premises by 7pm. If you feel like you need a reminder of why you are still not ready for a kid (or ever will be after witnessing that) feel free to come by anytime between 7 & 8 pm. I can guarantee you the ‘drama’ of a lifetime.
Until next time