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saved by the potty

15 Mar

Larry, this is for you my friend.

If you are shit(in the literal meaning)-sensitive, do yourself a favor and skip reading the rest of this post. If you are parents of young children I welcome you on board.

You know how they say that kids have absolutely the worst timing ever?? It is SOOOOO TRUEEEE.

When we picked Yianni up from school yesterday we needed to do some grocery shopping and decided to head towards the nearest grocery store. Little did I know of what was about to happen.

Half way through our shopping, Iliana turned to me with the dreadful look on her face and while crossing her legs mumbled something about needing to go peepee. I spontaneously gave her the oh-no-couldn’t-you-have-picked-a-worst-place intimidating look and begged her to try and keep it for 3 minutes longer. 2 Nanoseconds later, Yianni turned to me with the same look but added that not only does he need to go peepee, he also has to go kaka.


I was lucky enough to have a five year old son who could still think straight while he reminded me that we should probably add some wet tissues to the grocery list.

As N.& I are more or less some kind of germaphobes we avoid public toilets like the plague. For the time being (yesterday included) the yellow potty has saved us psychologically more than physically a zillion times already. Nothing has been cherished more than this potty.

We rushed to the check out, paid for our things, got a couple of extra plastic bags and headed out to the parking lot. Please note windchill factor 9 at that moment.

I semi undressed Iliana while Yiannis was desperately seeking for a green plant to pee on water. Iliana was peeing while moaning that she is freezing (she probably didn’t get anything contagious but she will be lucky if she doesn’t get pneumonia instead). I wiped Iliana dry and let Yiannis take his turn with the potty. OMG. What is this boy eating?? Or better said, how much is he eating??

When he finished there was a precious moment (or two) of too-disgusted-to-talk silence. Yiannis gave me the semi relieved semi horrified look and asked me: NOW WHAT?

And out came the lie: “Oh, honey, I don’t mind. I ll just wipe the potty clean with the tissues and throw everything in the plastic bag (small reminder: windchill factor 9). Mommies are like that, they don’t get disgusted by their kids kaka”. By now both kids looked at me with the don’t-give-us-that-crap face

After I had thoroughly used half of the wet tissues to clean the potty I proudly turned to my son and said: “see? it’s clean” and Yianni replied: “mama, I have more…”

A minute later the (still loaded) shopping cart started drifting away. Iliana was dressed but pretty disgusted with what she had just witnessed, Yiannis had still his pants down and his unwiped butt in the air and I was chasing the shopping cart to avoid it from crashing into another car.

How I wish that someone would have been there with me to share these lovely parenting moments.

Until next time,



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